A very merry Budget Day. As usual, these pages will be avoiding serious analysis and dealing solely in the frivolous and ethereal.
The Rt. Hon. George Osborne MP will almost undoubtedly be the last Chancellor of the Exchequer to use the famous Budget Box. Used to convey the papers of Chancellors since Gladstone had it commissioned in around 1860, the box has - in living memory - shown rather severe signs of age.
Both Jim Callaghan and Gordon Brown opted not to use the box, using modern red boxes instead. It was brought out of semi-retirement by Alistair Darling and presumably taking out of service for the last time by Osborne for his June 2010 budget.
The old red box, made of pine wood, covered in red leather and bearing the name of the office and the Royal Cypher of Queen Victoria became emblematic of British budgets. Tradition demands a photocall outside 11 Downing Street before the short journey down Whitehall to the Palace of Westminster. Today, a modern box will be filling-in.
Unlike some of the standard ministerial red boxes produced, the Budget Box does not require to be bomb-proof, or able to sink to the bottom of the sea, nor indeed is it large enough to accommodate a bottle of whisky.
At a cost of around £400-800, and with the advancement of technology, the red box may eventually become a thing of the past. However, in one of their better acts, the last Labour government spent a good £50,000 updating the State's collection. Ministerial papers may give way to a laptop or a tablet, but I imagine the boxes will remain for a good while yet.